Dismantle My Bed

I’m not saying that one particular scene in Shrek 3 that I have seen in previews (I admit, I haven’t actually seen the movie) bears striking resemblance to a scene in Bleeding Through Kingdoms. But it does. I’m not saying that one of the only locations in which I have had any book sales is right near L.A. But it is. I’m not saying that my ideas are unique, engaging, and highly worthy of theft. But they are. I’m just saying that I hope those ten people in the world who choose not to see Shrek 3 will instead buy my book.

…schadenfreude…